By Darth Zirock (Age: 153)

There are toys I have no interest in, like, say, Mighty Morphine Power Rangers, and then there are toys whose entire concepts I just don’t get. I think it’s because I’m not yet senile enough to be as stupid as the kids these things are intended for. Mainly, the ones that really make me scratch my bald spot raw are the finger toys. These are those miniature skateboards and die-cast dirtbikes that you push around plastic obstacle courses with your fingers.