If You Collect Angry Bird Toys, I Hate You

Dear Hasbro,

Please be forewarned that if your Angry Birds presentation at Toy Fair 2014 lasts more than 60 seconds, I will organize a mass walk out.  While I can appreciate that this is apparently a great success for you, know that most collectors are not your audience.  Most collectors would sooner set fire to an Angry Bird toy than purchase it.  Fan sites will use our resources to promote this product within reason out of gratitude to the access you grant us, but please appreciate that this has limits.  Also please be aware of how divisive this particular product is with the collector community and don’t waste our time with things that engender nerd rage.

Respectfully and sincerely,
Chris Swanski
One of your biggest and most loyal fans of the action figure line