Yet Another Day of March Madness Round 2 Voting

It's time to get down to the sweet 16 by picking winners in these 8 contests. Some of these Matchups are great, and some contain Pong Krell.


All analysis for today is provided by Uncle Owen who is not happy about being eliminated in the last round.


C-3PO. I bought that droid from some Jawas because he said he could speak Bocce. That's a game old people play. Anyway, my lazy idiot nephew took him to go joyride around the desert instead of working on the south ridge. What a putz. I don't know the client, but he's got to be better than that sissy droid.


Kelleran Beq reminds me of a really annoying guy my step-mom used to complain about. Tubes are an important part of moisture farming, so this Two Tubes guy must know his moisture. That makes him a winner in my book.


Saw Gerrera is a drugged-up troublemaker. That's not helping anyone. Atheloe is a good guy. He bought me a drink once down at the Cantina. If I can't win this dang tournament, someone like Atheloe should.


I've known Peli for years. We had a brief thing one season when Beru was visiting her aunt in Mos Espa. She was lots of fun in the beginning, but after awhile she starts to get annoying. I don't know much about Jedi Temple Guards, but if you ask me anyone who wears a mask has something to hide.


I don't approve of EV-9D9 working for Jabba the Hutt, but I do approve of her policy to torture droids for insolence. You have to put those droids in the their place or they start thinking they're people. I don't know spit about no Praetorian Guards, but they look like they're compensating for something.


Bodhi Rook may have defeated me last week, but let's see him come face me on my own turf. The man couldn't moisture farm his way out of a Bantha's cloaca. Amanaman makes me think of that song from the Muppet Show. That song makes me laugh.


I can't believe Palpatine was subjected to that Jedi witch hunt. All he wanted to do was make the Galaxy great again. He supports us humans. Plo Koon looks like Beru when she forgets to moisturize for a couple of days. This dry climate is brutal. You should have seen her back in Attack of the Clones. A-WOO-Ga


What the heck am I looking at here? These guys walking arond with 4 arms think they're hot-shots, but let me tell you: I can do more work with one arm tied behind my back than these posers. I don't trust Ishi Tib. One of them tried to pull an insurance scam on me one time.

OK. That does it. Now go vote.

(Also, I don't want to do this anymore.)

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