Posted by Chris on 10/20/19 at 03:58 PM
Category: Target
Hi, it's your old pal, Chris. Dre's recent return to front page content has inspired me to break out of my slumber and post something (that's not official pics from a convention). If you must know where I've been, I took up Peter Griffin's challenge to come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke. Several weeks later, I've got nothing. They've all been made already. I would still be mired in my comedic writer's block seclusion, but a flat tire forced me out of my enclave and to an NTB in the vicinity of a Target store.
The very loud Star Wars feature endcap, which I'm convinced exists just for the purpose of increasing impromptu underwear sales, had no space for TVC, which gave me a sad. But as I turned the corner toward the action figure aisle proper, I saw the iconic Jawa card and had that "NEW STUFF" jolt of excitement. When I saw the entire case there, to include the highly in demand Shadow Trooper, I was quite pleased.