PSA: Remember The Date Tomorrow

Posted by Chris on 03/31/19 at 08:28 AM Category: Star Wars Misc

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Those who have known me here for a while know I loath April Fool's Day. It's a holiday for talentless pranksters where they make up highly plausible lies which carry almost no consequence. Or, my favorite one: They make up a completely ridiculous lie, and claim victory no matter what.

The title of Episode IX has been announced. It's a Fart in the Force!

No, it's not.

GOT YOU! OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!

This year we have a lot of newsmakers on the horizon. With both Celebration Chicago in the immediate future, and Episode IX later in the year, the "pranks" should be flying tomorrow. Make sure to have your "bovine excrement" sensors set to high.

This does not mean that Bantha Skull will never participate in an April Fool's joke (and no, there is none planned for tomorrow). But if we do, we promise it will be funny and creative. It won't be:

I had a dog named "Zippy" growing up.

You did?

NO! OH MY GOD! I GOT YOU SO BAD!