March Madness 2026 Sweet Sixteen Voting

I don't care anymore. I'll just make my own Uncle Owen figure out of chocolate.




It's an old man contest! Which old man do we like better? The fancy old man who's secretly a Rebel badass? Or the old man Jedi who travels the galaxy gambling and hitting on single moms?


Hey guys, I have a great idea for a new original Star Wars villain. He looks exactly like Darth Maul, but all the red parts are orange! His name is Meanguy Stabbington.


It's surprising that a character that is definitely named after a Miley Cyrus song consistently performs so well. I guess Star Wars fans love Hannah Montana- which I guess makes sense since it was basically the same plot as Episode I.


Remember when idiots thought that Kleya was Leia in disguise? Because in a Galaxy of billions the chance that two different characters had rhyming names was just too unfathomable.


I'll say this. If C-3PO were replaced by Two Tubes in every scene, things would probably have worked out better. I love C-3PO, but the guy is a disaster strategically. They didn't even tell him the plan for rescuing Han because they knew there was a 100% chance he'd muck it up if he knew. Like he would just shout out, "It's Princess Leia," as soon as she showed up in disguise.


This would be a more fun matchup if it was Rycar Ryjerd vs Kitster. I wonder if they knew each other.


Chris really wants a new EV-9D9, but maybe he should have thought of that before he disappeared and stopped writing articles. I guess Bodhi is important. I don't really remember anything about him. Why do they always make British actors pretend to not be British?


This fight probably happened in some episode of the Clone Wars (The second one. Not the good one). I imagine Pong Krell had some great zingers before running away twirling his mustache and promising to get him next time.

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