Happy Halloween From Bantha Skull

If the weather cooperates, and you are reading this within an hour of the article's publication, I am currently with my daily walking group wearing my Black Series Darth Vader helmet and carrying my Master Replicas Darth Vader saber. Yes, I took the Toys R Us jingle to heart. Later, I will be watching the Patriots during the prime trick or treating hours. I'm going to have to put the bowl of candy out with the "please take one" sign. I'd better hope that a group of un-costumed, and too-old-to-be-trick-or-treating trick or treaters don't happen upon the unsupervised bowl and clean it out. If they do, the next such group is totally going to egg my house. WHO IN THE HECK SCHEDULES HALLOWEEN ON FOOTBALL SUNDAY?!? IDIOTS.

Regardless of my personal plight with respect to my interests of watching men of tremendous stature pummel each other and protecting my property from hurled chicken ovum conflicting, we here at Bantha Skull hope you have a Happy Halloween. We hope your neighborhoods are littered with Din Djarins and Darth Vaders this evening, as they should be. Those costumes at Target are a whole heck of a lot better than the vacuformed masks and printed garbage bags we old timers had to settle for in the 80's.

We will return to your regularly scheduled Bantha Skull content tomorrow which may include a photo gallery and review (if I have time), as well as our Pulse Con Q&A with Hasbro. But for now, you will have to be satisfied with the fruits of my All Hallows Eve eve:

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