Happy Festivus - Bantha Skull Editiion

December 23rd marks the greatest holiday in the history of man: Festivus. As is tradition, we start off with the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people.

Collectors: Stop acting like collectors’ wants, and only collectors’ wants, are good for the line. It's a poisonous attitude, and bad for the line overall. We're an important part of the puzzle for sure, but not the only piece. Want proof? No one, and I mean absolutely no one, among the collector circles was happy about the announcement of Carbonized Vintage Collection figures. Despite that, the figures sold out in seconds once they hit stores. Conversely, collectors have been constantly asking for an update to the Bespin Escape Leia, yet it hasn't sold out in months on Hasbro Pulse, where almost everything sells out. We need a little humility when it comes to whether or not our wants are good business for Hasbro.

Hasbro: Stop being so DANK FARRIK chicken bleep and give us twenty new figures a year. The Razor Crest proves there's gold to be mined. Stop playing scared, cowards.

Everyone: Stop pointing out what a bad year 2020 has been. WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH. WE ALL KNOW IT'S BEEN A MISERABLE YEAR. We all know it ends eight days from now. We know how calendars work. It's like the one guy who constantly complains about how hot it is during a heat wave. Oh, like the rest of us are immune to it? Shut up, you big baby.

Okay, this isn't over until one of you pins me.

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