We've reached the second round of March Madness voting, so half of our top pics have already been banished to the proverbial action figure trash hole. To avoid wasting time writing about how much I don't care about The Bad Batch, we're doing things differently today. Now with fewer images!
Luthen Rael and Bossk
On the streets of Istanbul in 1961, crime runs rampant. Secret agent Luthen Rael is on a mission to clean up this city and eliminate its criminals one by one. But he'll need help from an unlikely ally- his former nemesis Bossk. The two of them will put aside their differences as they fight crime and try to save Bossk's lost daughter in the gritty drama from the makers of The Wire.
Qui-Gon Jinn and Dryden Vos
He's a down on his luck Jedi, and he's a suave crime lord. What happens when they get assigned to the same dorm room at community college? Watch sparks fly as Qui-Gon and Dryden navigate the challenges of taking classes, chasing skirts, and learning about life... and themselves. Watch Student Bodies, Tuesdays on CBS.
Echo and Sith Eternal Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine is in a jam. His decaying corpse is barely hanging on, but he has to deliver his manuscript to his editor in New York City by New Year's Eve or they'll cancel the Oscars! Palpatine's only hope is to recruit Echo who is some kind of clone or something to drive him there in his 1987 Dodge Charger. But first they need to figure out the riddle of Julius Caesar. Echos of The Sith, coming this fall on Nickelodeon.
Savage Opress and Sim Aloo
When Savage Opress was sentenced to community service at a local old folks home for robbing a Pizza Hut, he never thought it would change his life. But that was before he met Sim Aloo, a retired dignitary in need of companionship. While Savage teaches Sim how to use his smart phone, he learns an even more important lesson about love, loss, and lasagna. Watch Savage Dignity, part of Masterpiece Theatre, only on PBS.
Wrecker and Darth Malak
The world is a crazy place. Lucky for you, Wrecker and Darth Malak are here to break it down and tell you what to think. They'll dig deep into sports, politics, religion, Canadian history, and relationships. Find out why Wreckin' Mall is the 7th most popular podcast in Wheeling, West Virginia.
General Grievous and Mon Mothma
Juggling starting a galaxy-wide rebellion with raising a daughter leaves little time for love. So when Mon Mothma meets General Grievous at the Galactic Environmental Stewardship Summit, she doesn't expect to be pulled into a whirlwind romance where she explores her deepest fantasies and walks the line between pleasure and pain. HBO presents the next great love story: The Four-Arm Embrace- Based on the novel by Colleen Hoover.
Kleya Marki and Clone Commando
Kleya Marki loves her job at Coruscant's most popular antique shop. But when her boss suddenly disappears, she needs protection. Who better than a Clone Commando? The commando takes charge and eliminates threats while moving Kleya through the city at a breakneck pace. This action-packed real-time drama set over the course of a single day shows the challenges and triumphs of survival in the face of danger. It's Day of the Hyenas.
Endor Rebel Commando and Tech
The Battle of Endor rages on and the Endor Rebel Commando fights to survive. And maybe Tech is there. I don't know. I'm tired.