Wow. This guy. The makers of this special decided to break up the long wordless stretch with an extended wordless holographic circus. Since most of the performers appear as tiny holograms, they do not qualify for the list, but the Unnamed Ringmaster gets bigified to share his enthusiastic gyrations at full size.

In an alternate universe where demand was infinite, production was free, and there was literally nothing else left to make, he could be a Star Wars figure. This Ringmaster shockingly reappeared 46 years later in the first episode of the Skeleton Crew, but that probably didn’t move the needle much.