By Darth Zirock (Age: 153)

So, we’re now firmly into the holiday season. If there were a way for me to hibernate until December 26th, I’d gladly do it. Y’know, holidays are supposed to last DAYS, not MONTHS. Time was, if you put up Christmas lights and decorations before December 1st, you’d be dragged from your home and dunked in rancid eggnog!