Legacy Collection Falcon Quick Review

So the Midnight Madness and launch events are almost here and lets face it.  We Star Wars collectors are a sexy lot.  Most of us are either married or have a significant other of some sort.  Also, like a fool, you probably failed to grease the skids with your honey when this was announced and coming in the door Saturday morning with a $150 toy that’s larger than a life raft on the Queen Elizabeth II will go over like a fart in church.  What to do?  First off, you have to determine if you need this.  The answer is yes.  Being a Star Wars fan and not owning this triumph of toy making would be as tragic as if Ted Williams never picked up a baseball bat.  Here are some quick pics to whet your appetite.

So now that you know that you need this, you have some pretty serious convincing to do.  Any of the following arguments might work:

• Every second I do not own this I am embarrassed in front of myself
• George Lucas said that if the Falcon does not sell well, he is going to introduce Jar Jar into the Special Special Edition of A New Hope
• I promise to never buy another toy for as long as I think you are holding me to this promise
• All collectors have been infected with a case of suck and the only cure is the Falcon
• I will donate all my POTF2 figures to needy steroid users

Use any of the above or come up with your own.  The bottom line is, you must purchase The Legacy Collection Falcon by any means necessary.  This is the best toy this collector has ever owned.